Andare Google search karanawa 'Wife wa hada ganne Kohomada' kiyala.
Google prathipalaya?'
Ane Sir Apith eka thama hoyanawa?!'
Million 20 Vs Rs 20
Andare Rs20 ticket ekata million 20k dinna. Lothari karaya tax adu karala mil 11k dunna.
Andare: hoda hithin mage million 20 denawa, nattan mage Rs 20 denawa!
Andare went to Restaurant
Andare wibage ta hodatama padam karala restaurant ekata gihini menu ekata kiyana wachane amathaka wela mehema kiwa.
'Waiter mata syllabus eka genath denna'
Andare talk to Amdas Wife
Amda adaren, himeeta phone eke kathawa.
Andare ahanawa katada katha kale kiyala.
Amda: Wife ta
Andare: Moka? Ochchara adaren?
Amda: Owe, oyage Wife ta
Andare and Boss
Andare software companiyaka rassawata interview gihin.
Boss: Thama MS office dannawada?
Andare: Address eka dunnoth hoya gatha haki.
Amda I love you.
Amda: Loke thiyena wadiyema pawichchi karana wachana thuna monada?
Amda ge ganu lamaya: I LOVE YOU!
Amda: Na ha, MADE IN CHINA'
Andares Request
Andare: Ape gamata palamak ona!!!
Manthree: Ei mokatada, umbalage gamata gangak thiyenwa ya?
Andare: Ah..ehenan gangakuth ona!
Amda and his Father
Amdage wife: Oyage thatta deweni parata badinawa, Oyata ganak na!
Amda: Aiyo prashnayak na, eya matath hoda kellek balanawa kiyala porondu una
Amda and Andare wedding
Amda:Mokada ban poruwedi kella hama welema kollage wam paththe inne?
Andare: Kollage salli thiyena sakkuwa thiyenne wam paththe ne..!
Amda ge wife ta adum almari ekka thiyena lokuma prashna deka.
Ganu lamainta adum almari ekka thiyena lokuma prashna deka.
1. Adinna deyak na
2. Adum danna idak na!
Amda and Air Hostess
Amda: Oya ge nama Mokakda?
Air Hostes: 'Eva Benz'
Sha.. 'Mercedes Benz' ekka sambandayak thiyenawada?
Air Hostess: Mmmm..Dennagema nadaththu wiyadam eka wage!
Amda piano gahano.
Amda: Mokada umba piano gahanakota ase deka wahagena inne?
Andare: Mata ahagena inna minissunge wedanawa balagena inna ba ban..
Andare loan ekak dala car ekak gatta.
Andare loan ekak dala car ekak gatta.
Gewanna baruwa bankuwa car eka aran giya.
Andare: Shih, meka dana gena hitiyanam mage wedding ekatath loan ekak danawane.
Poddak ayeth hithala balanna.
Andare:Mata mage ganigen dikkasada wenna one, eya math ekka masa 6 kin katha karala na!
Lawyer:Poddak ayeth hithala balanna, ohoma ganu lesiyen hamba wenne na.
Amda Andareta.
Amda Andareta: Mai mage girlfriendui badinna yanawa.
Andare: Sha maru ne, kawadada wedding?
Amda:Mage eka Janawari 13, Girl ge janawari 20.
Jalaye rasayanika nama mokakda?
Chemistry teacher:Jalaye rasayanika nama mokakda?
Lamaya:H I J K L M N O
Teacher:Ei mokakda?
Lamaya: Eiye oya kiwwe, H to O kiya la?
Polawata kochchara durada?
Titanic gilena atharedi..
Andare: Pinamu, Pinamu, Polawakata kochchara durada??
Amda: 1Km withara.
Andare: Koi pattata da?
Amda: Yata Paththata!
Andare chat with Amda.
Andare: Ithin umbata badinna hariyatama hari ganu lamayek labune nadda?
Amda: Labuna.
Andare: Ithin?
Amda: Eyath hariyatama hari kollek hoyanawa
Wife and night clubs.
Amda: Umba moko umbe wife wa night club walata witharak ekka yanne?
Andare: Ithin ban eya lasthi wela iwara wenakota wena yanna thanka na ne.
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Ape wayase ayata babala hamba wenawada?
Podi kollekui kellekui teacher gen asai:
'Ape wayase ayata babala hamba wenawada?'
Teacher: APOO NAA!
Kolla Kellata: 'Ekane man oyata bayawenne epa kiwwe'!
Teacher and lamaya.
Teacher lamayinta: Lecturer kenek kiyanne kauda lamaine?
Lamai: Anik minissu nida ganna kota thaniyama kathakara kenek..
Husband kiyanne gedara AC eka wage.
Husband kiyanne gedara AC eka wage.
Eliyata kochchara sadde dammath athuledi nam nishshabbdai, cool eke inna wenawa, remote eken control wenawa!
Mage wife Natasha.
Boy1: Mei mage wife Natasha.
Boy2: Ah man meyawa dannawa!
Boy1:kohomada?
Boy2: Api ekata nidagena idala mattu una
Boy1: Moka?
Boy2: Owe maths lecture eka wele.
Husband and wife's Love
Husband wife ta: Mama oya wenuwen loke kelawaratama unath yanna puluwan!
Wife: Ane hodai, ehe giyata passe ehetama wela inna!
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