Amda piano gahano.

Amda: Mokada umba piano gahanakota ase deka wahagena inne?

Andare: Mata ahagena inna minissunge wedanawa balagena inna ba ban..

Andare loan ekak dala car ekak gatta.

Andare loan ekak dala car ekak gatta.

Gewanna baruwa bankuwa car eka aran giya.

Andare: Shih, meka dana gena hitiyanam mage wedding ekatath loan ekak danawane.

Poddak ayeth hithala balanna.

Andare:Mata mage ganigen dikkasada wenna one, eya math ekka masa 6 kin katha karala na!

Lawyer:Poddak ayeth hithala balanna, ohoma ganu lesiyen hamba wenne na.

Amda Andareta.

Amda Andareta: Mai mage girlfriendui badinna yanawa.

Andare: Sha maru ne, kawadada wedding?

Amda:Mage eka Janawari 13, Girl ge janawari 20.

Jalaye rasayanika nama mokakda?

Chemistry teacher:Jalaye rasayanika nama mokakda?

Lamaya:H I J K L M N O

Teacher:Ei mokakda?

Lamaya: Eiye oya kiwwe, H to O kiya la?

Polawata kochchara durada?

Titanic gilena atharedi..

Andare: Pinamu, Pinamu, Polawakata kochchara durada??

Amda: 1Km withara.

Andare: Koi pattata da?

Amda: Yata Paththata!

Andare chat with Amda.

Andare: Ithin umbata badinna hariyatama hari ganu lamayek labune nadda?

Amda: Labuna.

Andare: Ithin?

Amda: Eyath hariyatama hari kollek hoyanawa

Wife and night clubs.

Amda: Umba moko umbe wife wa night club walata witharak ekka yanne?

Andare: Ithin ban eya lasthi wela iwara wenakota wena yanna thanka na ne.

www.snvlightingandsounds.com - Make your next event shine !

Ape wayase ayata babala hamba wenawada?

Podi kollekui kellekui teacher gen asai:

'Ape wayase ayata babala hamba wenawada?'

Teacher: APOO NAA!

Kolla Kellata: 'Ekane man oyata bayawenne epa kiwwe'!

Teacher and lamaya.

Teacher lamayinta: Lecturer kenek kiyanne kauda lamaine?

Lamai: Anik minissu nida ganna kota thaniyama kathakara kenek..

Husband kiyanne gedara AC eka wage.

Husband kiyanne gedara AC eka wage.

Eliyata kochchara sadde dammath athuledi nam nishshabbdai, cool eke  inna wenawa, remote eken control wenawa!

Mage wife Natasha.

Boy1: Mei mage wife Natasha.
Boy2: Ah man meyawa dannawa!

Boy1:kohomada?
Boy2: Api ekata nidagena idala mattu una

Boy1: Moka?
Boy2: Owe maths lecture eka wele.

Husband and wife's Love

Husband wife ta: Mama oya wenuwen loke kelawaratama unath yanna puluwan!

Wife: Ane hodai, ehe giyata passe ehetama wela inna!

Mage husband raata ninden kiyawanawa, behethak nadda?

Kanthawak doctor ta:

Mage husband raata ninden kiyawanawa, behethak nadda?

Doctor: Minihata dawal wela wata kathakaranna awasthawak denna, ethakota hari yai.

Dinakata wachana 25,000 k.

Pirimiyek dinakata wachana 25,000 da kanthawak 30,000 kathakarai

Prashne- husband eyage 25000 iwara karala gedara enakota, Wife eyage 30,000 patan gannawa

Amda: Miss mage wife maga aruna.

Amda: Miss mage wife maga aruna..poddak math ekka katha karanawada?

Kanthawa:Ai?

Amda: Mama koi wele hari ganu kenek ekka katha kaloth, mage wife  ethena athi!

Mata kellek yalu kara ganna.

Andare Gym eke coach ta:

Mata kellek yalu kara ganna ona, mona machine ekada pawichchi karanna one?

Coach: Ara eliye thiyena ATM machine eka!

Wife and putha.

Wife: Mage salli bag eke dapu gaman ape putha ewa horakan karanawa, mokak karannada manda.

Husband: Eyage padam both athule danna, jeewitheta allanne na!

Amda Duplicate yathura pawichchi kale

Amda: Mata yathurak giluna!
Doctor:Kawadada?

Amda: Masa 3 kata kalin
Doctor:Mechchara kal mokada kale?

Amda: Duplicate yathura pawichchi kale, ekath nathi una

Andare gedarata call kara

Andare gedarata call kara:

Mama ada enne na..wahane steering, dashboard, gear horu aran.

Tikakin: Mama gedara enawa, kalin passe seat eke wadi wela thiyenne..

Andare and Doctor

Andare (phone eken):

Doctor mage wife ta babek labenna inne, dannam harim amarui

Doc: Mei eya palamu daruwada?

Andare: NA modayo mei eyage husband!

Student and Books Love

Ketima adara sabadathawaya aththe shishyan ha poth atharaya.

Exam ekata kalin eka dawasaka kamaththa denawa, exam eken passe dawase boot denawa

70% discount !

Kantha Sapaththu kadayak idiriye thibu aththa danwimak:

70% discount!!!

Miniththu 5k athulatha badu thora gaththoth!

Mage mobile eka dual SIM

Girl: Oya mata kochchara adareda?
Boy: Mage hadawatha mobile eka, oya eke SIM eka

Girl: Shaaa?!!

Boy: Meya danne na mage mobile eka dual SIM kiyala 😁

Amda and Andare

Amda Pilikawakin marenna yai.

Andare: Mokada ban umba hamotama umba AIDS nisa marenna yanawa kiyanne?

Amda: Ethakota kauruwath mage wife diha balanne na ne!